I hope Harry goes the fuck off next year. I hope he releases a mixtape called “FUCK YOU” and the tracklist is literally just the names of all the people who fucked him/1d over for the past five years, I hope he’s naming and shaming a different person each week, I hope he calls C*roline a fucking creep, I hope he shades like only Dark Harry can whenever he’s on a chat show or something, I hope the meme makers can’t keep up with the sheer levels of shade being thrown, I hope his lawyers become world famous because we see him with them so often, I hope there’s so much shade he causes a solar eclipse, I hope we never see another “all the love” again because Harry doesn’t have to fucking love any of us shitheads if he doesn’t want to, I hope each time we get a tweet or instagram our hearts aren’t racing because of what terrible thing it could signify for his wellbeing but because we’re wondering which irrelevant nobody’s career is about to blow up in smithereens this time because Harry Fucking Styles stopped silently storing away people’s shit in 2016. I hope after the 2016 VMAs we have a Harry version of MILEY WHAT’S GOOD. I hope 2016 ends with Louis Tomlinson’s twitter favourites just being all the times Harry called someone the fuck out during the year because you know he loves that shit and tbh I’d like a few of Zayn’s faves to look the same. Resurrect Zourry and watch them drag the whole damn industry down. DARK HARRY 2k16! ZOURRY 2k16!!!!
(Source: catchmewhispering-blog, via mulderspice-deactivated20190215)
