Dan Nicky your Bobbie s

calliopes-choice-cherub-rump:

pruss-in-boots:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

i just love the sassy ones

‘it doesn’t feel good’ ‘neither does sleeping alone bitch’ ‘maybe u should try the next size down lol’

‘it spoils the mood’ ‘so does your attitude’

(via sarahmclean12)